10 Dad jokes, So Funny! Has Your Brain Frozen Yet?

1. What did the beach say as the tide came in？

Correct Answer:Long time, no sea.

2. Why did the tomato turn red?

Correct Answer:Because it saw the salad dressing.

3. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?

Correct Answer:They don’t have the guts.

4. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?

Correct Answer:Because it was two-tired!

5. Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Correct Answer:Because he was outstanding in his field!

6. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?

Correct Answer:Because they might crack up!

7. How do you catch a squirrel?

Correct Answer:Climb a tree and act like a nut!

8. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?

Correct Answer:Because they make up everything.

9. Why did the coffee file a police report?

Correct Answer:It got mugged.

10. Why did the belt go to jail?

Correct Answer:For holding up pants.

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